Recently, one of us here at Superlife patronised a Subway outlet. When choosing her vegetables, she said, “Lettuce, please.” “What?” said the Server. “Lettuce,” she repeated. “Leh-tes.” The Server blinked in confusion. She sighed. “I mean Leh-teeeus.” “Orhhh!” the Server laughed. “Leh-teeeus ah!” — It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Singaporean English deviates by …